1:00:06
Where are you when we need you, lke?
1:00:10
Even with all we`ve been through,
it don`t change a thing.
1:00:14
l said it before and l`ll say it again.
This is the greatest country on earth.
1:00:20
Say, that looks kind of like ...
No, it couldn`t be.
1:00:32
Are you threatening me?
l am Cornholio.
1:00:36
The President does plan to speak
at the conference.
1:00:41
lt`s rumoured that a biological weapon
has been stolen during the conference.
1:00:48
Those rumours are entirely unfounded.
1:00:56
l am the great Cornholio.
l am a gringo.
1:01:00
l have no bunghole.
Bungholio ...
1:01:13
This is the state dining-room,
where world leaders are entertained.
1:01:18
Where`s the TV?
1:01:22
- There are no TV`s in the dining-room.
- This house sucks.
1:01:27
Evacuation? lt`s probably
just another bomb threat or something.
1:01:37
ls this the lobby?.
1:01:39
l am Cornholio!
l need TP for my bunghole!
1:01:50
- Yes, Mr President?
- l am Cornholio. My bunghole goes ...
1:01:55
Mr President, l can`t make out
what you`re saying.