1:09:00
Here you go.
1:09:07
- Wait just a minute, mister!
- Take a look at this.
1:09:11
- How do you explain this?
- What the hell are you talking about?
1:09:16
Using two innocent teenagers
as pawns in your sick game, huh?
1:09:20
- l don`t know what this is about.
- Take him away.
1:09:25
Get your damn hands off me!
1:09:34
You don`t know who you`re dealing
with. l`m a veteran of two foreign wars.
1:09:39
l ain`t the one.
1:09:42
l always thought
there was something wrong with him.
1:09:47
- He had a lot of problems.
- He used to hit me, too.
1:09:53
Hey, does anyone want to see my unit?
1:10:00
l got to admit it, l had you boys wrong.
l thought you were scum.
1:10:04
But you saved more lives today
than you`ll ever know.
1:10:10
- This country owes you a debt.
- You mean, we get money and stuff?
1:10:15
And chicks.
We were supposed to score.
1:10:19
For security reasons, your actions
have to remain top secret, -
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- but someone very special
wants to give you his thanks.
1:10:29
Beavis and Butt-head,
on behalf of your fellow Americans -
1:10:34
- l extend my thanks. You exemplify
a fine new crop of young Americans -
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- who will grow into the leaders
of this great country.
1:10:44
He said ``extend``.
1:10:48
ln recognition of your great service,
l`m appointing you honorary agents -
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- in the Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco and Firearms.
1:10:57
- Alcohol and tobacco?
- Yeah, and firearms.