1:12:01
Go ahead, Mike. Clear.
1:12:03
Thank you, sir. You've just met Drake
Sabitch, a great American soldier.
1:12:08
I'd like to tell you about
some other great American soldiers.
1:12:11
Drake Sabitch's grandfather,
Winston Sabitch,
1:12:13
whose name you'll find
at the top of this list.
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It says that he registered
and voted for Governor Tracy.
1:12:21
- We're proud to have him as a voter.
- Hold your tongue, wench.
1:12:24
The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed
in the Argonne Forest in 1918.
1:12:28
A zeppelin landed on his head,
smashing his head clean out of his ass.
1:12:32
That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir.
1:12:36
Norris Sabitch met his maker
in Iwo Jima, 1944.
1:12:40
Nelson Sabitch was killed
near the 38th Parallel in Korea.
1:12:44
But yesterday these men managed
to cast their vote for Evelyn Tracy.
1:12:49
(disapproving murmurs)
1:12:51
You heard it here, folks. Voter fraud.
1:12:58
Half these people are buried in the
Garfield cemetery. That's one county.
1:13:02
- It's probably the same statewide.
- Hold on just a minute, young fellow.
1:13:06
There's a perfectly good explanation
for all of this. Neuschwander.
1:13:11
Actually, there is a perfectly
good explanation for this.
1:13:16
- She put us up to it.
- Would you shut up?!
1:13:19
- It's all her.
- Shut up!
1:13:24
Ladies and gentlemen,
this young man is a fine patriot.
1:13:27
He deserves to be hoisted up
on our shoulders.
1:13:30
- Sergeant, please. This isn't necessary.
- Come on.
1:13:32
- Oh, you're a large American.
- Argh!
1:13:37
Get off of me.
1:13:40
My foot's caught a little bit.
I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
1:13:43
- I'm asking you to get off me!
- Governor... I should say ex-governor!
1:13:47
I'm just trying to get
a little leverage on my foot.
1:13:50
Agh!
1:13:54
- No, no, no! Please, somebody help me!
- Oh, man.
1:13:58
(grunting)