:19:01
Joey, nice-Iooking... turkey,
Santa Claus-thing you got there.
:19:06
- He hates Christmas in California.
- Why's that?
:19:09
Well, Jersey has snow and everything.
:19:12
OK, time to go. It's late. Joey, I'll
walk you to school. Get your coat.
:19:20
Heard you got busted.
:19:21
What? No.
That was this acting thing I did.
:19:25
A crime re-enactment for TV.
A cable syndication thing.
:19:29
I'm just a little curious.
Does anybody buy your BS?
:19:33
Lately? No. But I did get
a job with the US Post Office.
:19:38
Honest, I've been there a week.
Even bought new shoes. Look.
:19:41
- Nice.
- Aren't those great?
:19:43
I heard it was
the Post Office or jail.
:19:50
- How does everybody know my life?
- Well, I knew about it.
:19:55
- You know I work at the Post Office?
- Yeah. We heard.
:20:01
All our friends in Indiana
know you work here.
:20:03
Junior is afraid
you won't make enough to pay him.
:20:06
Tell him to take a Prozac.
He can have my first paycheque.
:20:10
Well, buddy,
we know where to find you.
:20:14
- "Kirkland asleep?"
- "Out like a light."
:20:17
I'm a much better actor
than those guys.
:20:19
This guy can't act.
:20:21
You ever read
these Dear God letters?
:20:23
No. Me and God have an agreement.
:20:25
I leave His mail,
He leaves my "Soap Opera Digest."
:20:27
- Are you a postal cop?
- No.
:20:40
"Dear God, we've gone on
rent strike at the Normandy Arms
:20:45
but we still don't have running water
or hallway lights."
:20:49
"Before the winter rains come,
:20:51
I'd like to cover the broken window
in my boy's room with plastic
:20:55
and somehow get hot water.
Thank you, Lord, for your help."