:58:00
If you were going to kill yourself,
why write to God? Why not just do it?
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There is nothing wrong
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with people choreographing
their own ending.
:58:10
A lot of people do it.
Even more people think about it.
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Didn't you ever think about it?
:58:16
Well, I guess I'm just curious
to see how the hand plays out.
:58:21
I'm 74 years old!
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I don't have time
for another hand to be dealt.
:58:28
- Maybe you need to meet someone.
- Sure. Who would date me?
:58:33
I got brown spots all over.
:58:36
I got a voice like a loud snore.
:58:38
I got a lot of hair in my ears.
:58:40
Sure, who's gonna date me?
:58:43
Maybe a blind woman.
:58:49
If we're gonna keep the ball rolling,
:58:51
we thought we'd better come
up with a system. Mr Dooly?
:58:55
- Hats?
- I get headaches. I can't wear hats.
:58:58
To people coming in, it looks like
hats, but wait till you see this.
:59:05
Got 'em all categorised, people.
:59:07
Bin A, these are people's needs.
Things, someone, food, love, a break.
:59:12
Bin B, places and what they need...
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"Dear God,
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my sister and I are nurses
at a retirement home."
:59:19
"We read an article that said
single people live longer
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when they have a pet to love
and care for." Dooly, listen!
:59:26
"We've got the senior single people."
:59:29
"Can you supply the pets?
Thank you, Lori and Terri Nathan. "
:59:33
Hi, how are you?
:59:37
Darwin! He needs a home.
:59:40
This is Darwin. Best dog of the lot.
:59:43
Here, how about a nice kitty?
:59:47
No, Mr Raskin is allergic to cats.
He can't have cats.
:59:51
- He ought to have a medical sign.
- Forget that, go get Mr Raskin!
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- Tom.
- Excuse me.