1:04:04
This is my place.
1:04:06
- Celebrity Apartments?
- Yeah.
1:04:08
- Do celebrities live here?
- Yeah.
1:04:11
None that you'd actually know,
but a lot of international stars.
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Huge Honduran contingent.
You're not coming, are you?
1:04:19
- Tell me more about your father.
- We've done this. He's a golfer.
1:04:22
You told me your dad's a mortician.
I didn't laugh.
1:04:25
We talked about Indiana,
New Jersey.
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I believe we're to
the awkward groping part.
1:04:30
Yeah, but you said, "I guess".
1:04:33
So where's your dad?
1:04:37
I don't know.
1:04:42
Where is he?
1:04:45
Well, when I was a kid,
one morning, very early,
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I heard a noise downstairs.
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It was my dad. He was standing there,
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and he told me to close my eyes.
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I thought he had
some sort of a surprise for me.
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When I opened them...
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...he was gone.
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I never closed my eyes again.
1:05:11
Sorry you asked, right?
1:05:14
- And you never heard from him?
- No, I never did.
1:05:19
It's still early.
You should check the place out.
1:05:22
You'll feel so much better
about your own place.
1:05:26
I think I'd like to feel awkward
in private.
1:05:31
Just for a few minutes, though.
1:05:36
It's right here.
It might be on the messy side.
1:05:39
- I'm sure it's fine.
- More company, Tom?
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- I won't tell "The Enquirer."
- Thanks, Otis.
1:05:44
I won't tell "Unsolved Mysteries"
about you.
1:05:47
Tom!
1:05:55
Somebody really trashed the place.