1:36:03
Roll the trucks.
1:36:13
You didn't prep me on this.
1:36:15
Just tell them the truth,
or... make something up.
1:36:19
Proceed. I want to celebrate
Christmas before it's New Year's.
1:36:23
- She's making Tom speak?
- Yeah.
1:36:26
Thank you,
Judge Kits Van... Heineken.
1:36:30
- I can't pronounce your name.
- Then call me Shirley.
1:36:33
But let's get this thing
moving along.
1:36:36
I don't have any dogs with me
and I'm not a very good dancer.
1:36:41
I can only tell you my thoughts.
1:36:44
I lay awake most of last night,
wondering how I ended up here.
1:36:49
About how I've spent my life
playing people for fools.
1:36:53
And these losers' letters to God
gave you a sudden change of heart?
1:36:58
They didn't. When I first saw them,
I thought these people were saps.
1:37:02
If I could have taken advantage
of them, I would have.
1:37:05
But they didn't have anything
to take, except their faith.
1:37:09
And I didn't even know what that was.
1:37:12
I mean, how could people,
1:37:14
especially people dealt
such crummy, pathetic hands,
1:37:18
have faith in anything or anyone?
1:37:21
I don't know how things got going,
1:37:24
but it's not because I had
some sort of noble intention.
1:37:28
If anything, it's because I met
somebody who saw right through me.
1:37:33
I wanted her to think I was a better
person than we both knew me to be.
1:37:39
She's not here right now.
1:37:42
Her name is Gloria.
1:37:44
She had to work.
As many do, I've discovered.
1:37:59
Window.
Mr Bacon, will you please see to it