1:40:00
Sure! I'm Shaquille O'Neal,
this is Michael Jordan,
1:40:03
but you still can't go in.
1:40:04
I flew in from Washington.
I left a party to come here.
1:40:09
He is the Postmaster General! Sorry.
1:40:12
Thank you very much.
I'll remember you. Let go of me!
1:40:16
Mr Sweeny, let's have a photograph!
1:40:19
- We met at your daughter's wedding.
- She's divorced.
1:40:22
It's the day before Christmas, I got
30 million pieces of mail backed up.
1:40:28
Fruitcakes are rotting all over
this country. Do something.
1:40:31
- Don't tell me what to do.
- Tom Turner, the defendant.
1:40:35
My client might plead no contest
to one count of unauthorised...
1:40:40
- Miracle doings.
- Are you nuts? Forget it!
1:40:43
Since he passed his postal exam,
1:40:45
I move that all charges
be now erased from his record.
1:40:49
Free Tom T!
1:40:55
They seem to like Tom, Your Honour.
1:40:58
The mail must be delivered. Please.
1:41:03
With the proviso that the defendant
complete a year of employment,
1:41:08
as was previously ordered
by the lower court,
1:41:11
this court finds the defendant,
Tom Turner,
1:41:16
not guilty.
1:41:19
Tom Turner, the Rocky Balboa
of the judicial system,
1:41:24
has scored a knockout. Acquittal.
1:41:26
Tom Turner, not guilty,
as in innocent.
1:41:29
As in, he needed a miracle
and he got one.
1:41:33
I was wrong about you.
1:41:35
- Yes, you were.
- Thanks, Rebecca.
1:41:39
I'll see you at work.
1:41:42
You missed my speech.
1:41:44
Way to go. I gotta see my buddy,
the Postmaster General.
1:41:47
It was a piece of cake.
I think I might go to law school.
1:41:50
The verdict is in. Not guilty.
1:41:53
You didn't even write
a Dear God letter!
1:41:56
Mr Turner, if you don't come out here
and wave, there'll be a riot.