:03:00
Just you...
:03:03
just me.
:03:06
Well tie a lovers knot...
:03:10
just say you love me.
:03:16
Thats my sister Skylar and
her boyfriend Holden.
:03:19
And thats me.
:03:20
Im Djuna:
D-J-U-N-A.
:03:23
Everyone calls me DJ.
:03:25
Im gonna level with you.
:03:27
Were not the typical family
from a musical comedy.
:03:30
For one thing,
we got dough.
:03:32
And we live on Park Avenue
in a penthouse apartment.
:03:36
Dads a lawyer. I mean, I call him Dad,
but really hes Stepdad.
:03:41
Because theres
original Dad, right...?
:03:43
who married Mom,
and they had me.
:03:45
And then theres Stepdad, who
had 2 kids with his first wife...
:03:48
Okay, look, maybe this
is getting confusing for you.
:03:51
You see, theres Lane and Laura.
:03:53
My half-sisters. Theyre great.
:03:56
A little twitty at times, but...
:03:58
we love each other and have
a million laughs together.
:04:01
And my stepbrother Scott,
whos very smart...
:04:03
but hes in trouble with the family
because hes a Republican...
:04:07
which made my stepfather have
a stroke, since were Democrats.
:04:12
How do you expect people on
welfare to develop initiative?
:04:16
You mean someone who cant
work should just be discarded?
:04:19
Welfare does not work. Its
the same liberal fantasy world...
:04:23
as not allowing school prayer
and coddling criminals.
:04:27
I cant believe Im having
this talk with my own son.
:04:30
Unless Republican pods
in the basement took over your body.
:04:33
Not pods, Dad.
:04:35
Ideas. Virile, modern ideas.
:04:38
A strong America. The
right to bear arms.
:04:40
Arms? Guns?
:04:42
Are you crazy? Whats up with
you? I just dont understand you!
:04:46
Relax.
:04:48
Excuse me. Steffi, bring down
a copy of my will and an eraser.
:04:52
If Dads a Liberal Democrat,
then Moms even more extreme.
:04:57
Shes a guilty
Liberal Democrat.
:04:59
He grew up poor and knows
what its like to work like a dog.