:05:00
This is crazy.
:05:01
I mean, all right, I feel guilty
'cause I missed the date.
:05:05
I just gotta tell her. What am I
afraid of, right? This is stupid.
:05:10
- Hey, here you go.
- No, no. This is good.
:05:14
- What?
- This is good. You stay with Daddy.
:05:16
- Keep his hands occupied.
- Oh, Nancy. Nancy. No, no, no.
:05:20
Honey. Honey.
Can't we make another date, please?
:05:23
Thi-- Sweetie, this is--
Sweetie, he's looking right down at you.
:05:28
This isn't-- Oh. Oh, no, no. No.
:05:32
No. Oh, no, no, no.
:05:36
My real mother lives in San Diego.
:05:38
- What?
- That's what I was trying to tell you.
:05:40
I went to the adoption agency,
and they found my real mother.
:05:43
Just like that?
You walked in, they found her?
:05:45
Well, it was the second
trip, actually.
:05:47
- Ohh.
- I know, I know.
:05:49
- Honey.
- I know. So listen...
:05:51
why don't you put something on
and come over and say hello to Tina.
:05:54
- Who?
- The woman who helped
arrange everything.
:05:57
This woman's in our apartment
right now? She's here?
:06:00
Yeah. Well I-- You know,
I-I was trying to tell you before...
:06:03
but you got all sexed up
and everything--
:06:05
Well, I got sexed up
because we had a date, not because
I'm some kind of freak or something.
:06:09
- I didn't say you were a freak.
Did I say you were a freak, honey?
- No.
:06:11
- No, no. Come on, this is good, right?
- Hi. I'm Tina Kalb.
:06:14
I'm sorry to burst in on you
like this...
:06:16
but Mel said he didn't
want to waste any time.
:06:18
That's all right. Nancy understands
how important this whole thing is.
:06:21
- Great. The baby's gorgeous,
by the way. It looks just like Mel.
- Ohh.
:06:23
Thanks. Really? You really think so?
Everybody always says he looks like me.
:06:27
Well, what do I know?
I'm just another 30-year-old woman
desperate for a baby of her own.
:06:30
Your husband
doesn't want to have kids?
:06:33
Yeah, I'm in the middle
of a divorce, actually.
:06:35
I just can't seem
to part with the ring.
:06:38
- Sorry.
- Oh, no. You know, it was
one of those death marriages--
:06:41
you know, the kind where you
have to start making dates to have sex.
:06:47
Well, I'm sure it'll work out. I mean,
I'm sure you'll meet somebody else...
:06:50
and you'll be happy
and you'll fall in love again...
:06:52
- and things'll just be wonderful.
- Yeah, I don't know.
:06:55
I think it might be easier
at this point...
:06:57
just to find an intelligent man
to impregnate me.