Flirting with Disaster
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:10:00
- What's wrong with this cheese?
- It smells like vomit.

:10:02
- Oh, stop being such a baby.
- Mom, Dad, this is Tina.
- I'm a baby who smells like vomit?

:10:05
- Yes.
- You okay?
- Nancy, did you get
that support bra yet?

:10:08
- Not yet.
- What are you waiting for?
- Hey, I want to introduce you
to somebody.

:10:11
Please don't make
such a big deal out of it.

:10:13
- It makes a real difference.
- All right, could we not talk
about this right now?

:10:17
Uh, yes, we're gonna talk about this
because she's not listening to me.

:10:21
- I want you to see something.
- Ohh.
- Very nice, Pearl.
- For God's sake.

:10:24
- I want you to consider my age
and ask yourself how I maintain this.
- Mom, why are you doing this?

:10:28
- How? I don't know. How?
- This is it. All right, can we
not deal with this right now, please?
- I couldn't have a baby.

:10:31
But I had to fight the laws
of gravity just the same...

:10:33
and you need the help
of a good bra.

:10:36
And believe you me, if you want
to keep your husband's attention,
you'll get one pronto.

:10:39
You know, if my breasts drop, they drop,
and there's nothing I can do about that.

:10:42
- Wrong!
- That's right. Good for you, honey.

:10:44
- Wrong!
-Just back off, will ya?
- You've had five of these.

:10:47
- I don't think--
- Don't monitor me.

:10:49
- Your new friend is, uh,
very long-waisted, isn't she?
- Okay, that's it!

:10:52
- We're not talking
about this any more, okay?
- It's a free country.

:10:55
- Why can't I talk?
- Let him alone.

:10:58
You're making an ass
out of yourself again!

:11:00
- Why don't you leave me alone!
Why don't you just have a little sniff?
- Don't do that. Hey, hey.

:11:04
- The baby's crying.
- Get that away from me,
or I'll smack it off.

:11:07
- Yeah, you're gonna beat me up
in front of all these people?
- Don't tempt me!

:11:10
Would you stop acting like this?
That's it! All right?

:11:13
- Don't yell in front of the baby.
- Don't yell in front of the baby.
It's not good.

:11:17
Well, he wouldn't have to yell
if you'd listen to him for two seconds!

:11:19
Well, what's gotten into my sweet
daughter-in-law all of a sudden?

:11:22
- Hormones. No mystery there.
- Does this baby have a name yet?

:11:26
- Four months old, doesn't have a name.
- Well, don't blame me.

:11:28
- I like the name Ethan.
- Oh, no, no. Ethan's too lame.

:11:31
- Everything's too lame, too bold.
- This is becoming an embarrassing,
neurotic thing, Mel.

:11:35
It's not an embarrassing, neurotic
thing. This is about my real identity.

:11:38
- It's about my background, okay?
- Don't be ridiculous.

:11:41
You're Mel Coplin.
That's who you are.

:11:43
You know, this process will go
a long way towards clarifying
that identity issue.

:11:47
What process? Who is this new friend
with the camera already?

:11:50
I've only been trying to introduce
you to her for the last ten minutes.

:11:52
- Her name is Tina Kalb, and she's here
for a very important reason.
- You're getting a divorce.

:11:55
-She's a counsellor. No, she's a lawyer.
-Would you-- Would you just zip it?

:11:59
- Don't talk to your mother like that.
- We're not getting a divorce.


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