:22:01
All children break things,
and all children are forgiven.
:22:04
Now, you have never had
that opportunity with me.
:22:07
Let's take this
as a gift from God.
:22:11
And look, here's
another gift from God.
:22:15
Ohhh, well, why is that
a gift from God?
:22:18
The rabbit is still in one piece,
and both you and your daddy
were Year of the Rabbit.
:22:22
I always thought it was
Year of the Dragon, at least in all
those Chinese restaurant place mats.
:22:26
No, no, no. Lars is 1939.
You're 1963.
:22:29
- Those are both rabbit years.
- Actually, I was born in '65.
:22:35
- Don't you think I know
when my own son was born?
- 'Course you do, Valerie.
:22:40
Wait, that would make me two years
older than I thought I was. Wow!
:22:43
- How? How is that?
- You know what? I can clear this up
with one phone call to the office.
:22:47
- Yeah, why don't you make sure?
This really-- It kind of freaks me out.
- Mom, why are those cars here?
:22:52
- Hey, girls, look who's here!
- What happened to your glass animals?
:22:55
Oh, these are my twins
from my third marriage.
:22:58
- This is Jane, and this is Sandra.
- Hello.
:23:01
- This is your half brother, Mel.
- He looks just like Uncle Freddie.
- Oh, man!
:23:04
- Look at his nose.
- What's so funny?
:23:07
- What's so funny?
- He looks just like Uncle Freddie.
:23:10
Yes, he does.
Why didn't I see that?
:23:13
Oh, Uncle Freddie. I'm flattered.
What's he like?
:23:15
He's really sweet-natured. He's just
that weird thing. What do you call it?
:23:18
- ''Frateurist.''
- Yeah, he's a frateurist.
:23:20
- Frateurist? What's that?
- You rub up against people
in crowded public places.
:23:24
- That's how I met Mel.
- Seriously?
:23:26
- No, she's kidding.
- This is not something to kid about.
:23:29
- Yeah. He went to jail for it.
- Oh.
- Can he come to the beach?
:23:32
- Oh, honey, I don't think
he's got time for that, Jane.
- Why not?
:23:35
- We're in the volleyball finals.
- He can wear one of my shirts.
- Oh, yeah, give him a shirt.
:23:38
- We'll go down to the beach. This is--
- You girls!
- We're in the championship.
:23:41
- Oh, man, you should've
been there yesterday.
- Wow. Uh-huh.
:23:43
- It was so amazing.
- It was match point.
- Match point.
:23:46
- I went up for the spike.
- She went up for the spike.
- Shut up. Let me talk.
:23:49
- So I went up for the spike.
- It was so intense.
She went up for the spike--
- Shut up!
:23:51
- Girls, girls, calm down!
- Listen, I, I, I don't believe this...
:23:55
but there's been
a terrible, terrible mistake.
:23:58
And Valerie's
not your mother, Mel.