1:20:03
I mean, look at them.
They're, they're from New York.
They're, they're my parents.
1:20:06
You hear that, Eddie?
He called us his parents.
1:20:08
Of course you're
my parents. Mom--
1:20:10
Oh, Mel.
1:20:13
- Ow, Ma, your chain's
pulling on my hair.
- Wait a minute. Wait.
1:20:15
Sorry, darling.
1:20:18
Bobby, take these forms back
to the office, these release forms.
1:20:21
And get these nice people their
car keys. This is all over here.
1:20:24
This is a Federal agent here,
and he just told me the whole story
about the ''Shlytings.''
1:20:27
- ''Schlitinooks.''
- ''Shitkings.''
- No, Schlichtings.
1:20:30
Well, anyway, it's clear
that we have the wrong people here.
1:20:33
- They found--
- That's what I've been trying to tell
this guy for the last half hour.
- Thank God for this Federal agent.
1:20:37
And by the way, w-w-why
are you not wearing pants?
1:20:41
- I had an experience, that's why.
- What do you mean?
1:20:43
I resisted at first, and then it evolved
and it continues to evolve for me.
1:20:49
I don't know what the hell
he's talking about, but I got some
jewellery somewhere, if you please.
1:20:52
- A diamond and some turquoise.
- Yes, ma'am. Sure, just let me
get those cuffs for you.
1:20:55
I don't know. We may be able
to work out a private adoption
through some people I know in Colorado.
1:20:59
- How long will that take?
- Usually six to-- months
to a year. I don't know.
1:21:02
But if you're willing to wait,
you know, I may be able to find
a couple of lesbians...
1:21:06
- who would be willing to conceive...
- That's good. Lesbians are good.
1:21:08
- and then you could share
the baby with them.
- No way. I'm not gonna do that.
- No? Why?
1:21:11
- I think these two are homosexuals.
- They want to adopt a kid.
That's so sick.
1:21:15
Can you imagine the neurosis
that child would be exposed to?
1:21:19
- Okay. Okay, here we go.
- Okay.
1:21:21
- Everyone, pull together. Paul, smile.
- Are we ready? Okay.
1:21:23
One, two!
1:21:51
- Yo, ye pharaohs, let us walk
- Are you okay?
1:21:55
Through this barren desert
in search of truth
1:21:58
And some pointy boots
and maybe a few snack crackers