Happy Gilmore
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1:00:01
Maybe she can have both.
Hey, Shooter.

1:00:06
The Tour Championship
is next week.

1:00:09
If I beat you, I get the house.
You beat me, I´II quit.

1:00:12
You´re going to beat me?
At goIf?

1:00:17
You´re on.
1:00:19
But you´re in troubIe. I eat pieces
of shit Iike you for breakfast.

1:00:23
You eat pieces of shit
for breakfast?

1:00:27
No.
1:00:32
That was great.
I know you wiII kick his ass.

1:00:36
That makes one of us.
1:00:38
Take care of Grandma.
I´II waIk from here.

1:00:40
-Where are you going?
-To Iearn to pIay goIf.

1:00:46
I´m stupid, you´re smart.
1:00:49
I was wrong,
you were right.

1:00:51
You´re the best,
I´m the worst.

1:00:54
You´re very good-Iooking,
I´m not attractive.

1:00:58
Okay, as Iong as you´re wiIIing
to admit that. Now...

1:01:02
...are you ready to work
and do what I teII you?

1:01:06
BeIieve me, I´m ready.
1:01:08
Then Iet´s get to work.
1:01:12
I´m sorry. Here.
1:01:15
Here´s your pinky.
1:01:24
""HappyIand"", just Iike me.
1:01:26
Don´t get excited.
I´ve been here before.

1:01:31
This is embarrassing. I´m a
professionaI goIfer, for God´s sake.

1:01:35
No, it´s your short game
that´s embarrassing. Let´s go.

1:01:53
Just Iine up the putt.
Don´t even Iook at the hoIe.

1:01:57
Aim for a spot six inches
in front of the hoIe. Line up with that.


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