:06:00
See ya.
:06:02
See you guys in a few.
:06:07
Sixth grade.
:06:10
All the usual suspects
are back in action.
:06:15
First of all there's
Rachel Hennessy,
:06:19
Marion's second in command.
:06:21
The only thing more pathetic
than being Marion Hawthorne
:06:25
is wanting to be
Marion Hawthorne.
:06:30
Pinky Whitehead,
:06:32
the human fish belly.
:06:34
If Janie's theory is right,
then Pinky's DNA
:06:36
was combined with a pint
of vanilla yogurt at birth.
:06:39
Carrie Andrews thinks
she's cool...
:06:43
'cause she spent her summer
vacation growing boobs.
:06:48
Laura Peters looks like
someone pinched her face
:06:51
and it stuck that way.
:06:53
The boy with purple socks.
:06:55
A man of mystery.
:06:57
He never talks.
:06:59
If I were known
only by my footwear,
:07:02
I'd hang myself.
:07:04
Beth Ellen Hansen always looks
like she's about to cry.
:07:08
I wish someone
would just kick her
:07:10
and get it over with.
:07:13
And then of course,
there's our teacher...
:07:16
Miss Elson.
:07:17
She's nice, and polite.
:07:20
I bet one day she goes
on a psycho killing spree,
:07:22
and all her neighbors
will say...
:07:24
"She was nice and polite."
:07:26
Well, from what your last
two teachers tell me,
:07:30
it looks like
déja vu all over again.
:07:37
It's time to vote for
a sixth grade class president.
:07:41
And for the third year
in a row...
:07:45
we're down to our final
two nominees,
:07:48
and they are Harriet Welsch
:07:52
and Marion Hawthorne.
:07:55
And so, as you may know,
:07:58
the duties of the class
president include