:16:03
Feet off.
:16:04
Oh, the heinie bounce.
:16:05
Good choice.
:16:06
Very cute, Harriet,
very cute.
:16:07
The neighbors
will ask me,
:16:09
"What happened
to Harriet Welsch?"
:16:10
"I don't know,"
I'll answer.
:16:11
"Such a shame.
:16:12
"She disappeared
without a trace.
:16:14
And she was
so adorable."
:16:17
How long have you been
with me, Golly?
:16:19
Since you were born.
:16:20
11 years and
12,000 tomato sandwiches ago.
:16:23
And you'll never leave me,
right?
:16:25
Well, I won't leave you
"leave you," Harriet,
:16:27
but, you know, one day
you're going to be big enough.
:16:29
And well... well, big enough
to take care of yourself.
:16:32
And when that day comes
:16:33
you won't need me
and I'll be gone.
:16:35
But you know what?
:16:36
That day is not today.
:16:38
And now, it's time for bed.
:16:40
Are Mom and Dad
tucking me in?
:16:41
No.
:16:42
They're at a very fancy party
:16:44
and I bet they're thinking
about you right now. Really.
:16:47
Listen, I think I can hear 'em.
:16:50
Harriet...
:16:52
listen to everything
Golly says to you.
:16:55
We're drinking champagne
and eating caviar, Harriet.
:16:58
Come on.
:17:00
Let's go to bed.
:17:02
Who's going to bed?
:17:03
Uh, you are, tough guy.
:17:05
- Come on.
- Ow! Ow!
:17:06
Child abuse! Child abuse!
:17:07
Oh, you think
that's child abuse?
:17:09
You haven't even...
How about that?
:17:10
What about that?
What about one of these?
:17:14
Stand still,
you little booger.
:17:17
Ugh!
:17:21
I'm telling you,
just give me the big knife
:17:23
and this will all be over.
:17:24
Harriet, dear,
you have taken
:17:26
a tomato sandwich
to school with you...
:17:28
With mayonnaise.
:17:29
...with mayonnaise
every day
:17:30
for that past five years.
:17:31
Don't you want
a little variety?
:17:32
Nope.
:17:33
Not even cream cheese
with olive?
:17:36
Yum-yum-yum!
:17:37
Or how about pastrami?
Roast beef?
:17:39
How about the fancy
cucumber kind,
:17:42
with the crust cut off?
:17:44
Mom, I can't help it
if I know what I like.
:17:48
And I know that I like tomato.