:05:00
INSTRUCTOR: One!
STUDENTS: Hai!
:05:01
INSTRUCTOR: Two!
STUDENTS: Hai!
:05:02
WOMAN: Ted, I was wondering
if you'd mind...
:05:04
taking a look at my porch light.
:05:07
It's not working,
:05:09
and you being
such a handyman...
:05:13
TED: I've got just the tool
for the job.
:05:34
]Chuckling]
:05:42
I'm gonna make it.
:05:47
]Siren]
:05:56
Damn it.
:05:59
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Two!
:06:01
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Three!
:06:02
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Four!
:06:03
STUDENTS: Hai!
INSTRUCTOR: Five!
:06:05
STUDENTS: Hai!
:06:06
License and registration,
please.
:06:08
HOWARD: Sir, I'm in a hurry.
:06:10
I'm late for
my son's karate class.
:06:14
I do apologize if I've
caused you some sort of delay.
:06:18
How thoughtless of me.
:06:20
Because the last thing I want
on my conscience right now...
:06:23
is for a private citizen
to somehow be disappointed...
:06:26
in the performance
of my duty.
:06:28
Look, I was not criticizing you,
officer.
:06:31
- It's just that...
- Step out of the vehicle.
:06:38
Yah!
:06:39
That's my boy!
:06:46
HOWARD: There.
Are we finished now?
:06:49
Recite the alphabet.
:06:54
A, B, C...
:06:56
Backwards.