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CLARENCE CARTER SINGING:
They call me back door Santa
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I make my runs
about the break of day
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They call me back door Santa
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- I know what you're thinking.
- Oh, no.
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You have no idea.
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SANTA: Get him his Turbo Man.
TONY: Got it.
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I got to tell you, Santa,
there is something here...
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that doesn't seem quite,
um, kosher.
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- Kosher?
- Yeah.
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This from a guy who assaulted
a toddler for a Super Ball?
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Listen, bub, we provide
a service here.
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We're not doing this for us.
We're doing this for the kids.
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For the kids?
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For every kid who ever sat down
on Santa's lap,
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for every little girl...
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who left cookies and milk
for Santa on Christmas night,
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for every little boy who opens
a present Christmas morning...
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and finds clothes
instead of toys.
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HOWARD: Aw.
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- It breaks my heart.
- Ahem.
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HOWARD: There it is.
SANTA: That will be 300.
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- Dollars?
- No. Chocolate kisses.
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Yes, dollars.
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I can't believe this.
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Whatever happened
to your lofty ideals?
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I thought you were doing
all this for the kids.
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SANTA: Can't we pick up some
loose change in the process?
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HOWARD: Here.
SANTA: Take it.
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Count it.
Put it in the safe this time.
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Don't open that up!
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DOLL: ¡Es el tiempo
del Hombre de Turbo!
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That's the multilingual version.
It's fun and educational.
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Don... you know,
I wouldn't...
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Well, of course,
there's some assembly required.
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Let me get that for you.
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SANTA: Put it in the box...
HOWARD: Give me the money back.
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SANTA: Ah, ah. Whoa!
All sales are final.