:01:02
- What?
- I couldn't get through.
:01:05
- Did I win?
- No, it's not that simple!
:01:08
No! Wait, wait!
:01:10
You're too late! I've got
the right answer! Ha ha!
:01:14
I don't need the right answer!
I got this!
:01:17
And what's that?
:01:19
This, Mr. Track Star,
is a homemade explosive device!
:01:24
A bomb?
:01:26
MYRON: Yes, in layman's terms,
a bomb! So back up!
:01:29
You built a bomb?
:01:31
I didn't have to build a bomb.
:01:34
These things
come through the mail.
:01:36
I just kept one in case
I ever needed it.
:01:38
So give me the doll,
or I'll blow up this place!
:01:41
Are you out of your mind?
Put this thing away!
:01:44
- It's not worth it!
- It is to me, so back up!
:01:48
Myron! Come on, old buddy.
:01:51
Give me the package, all right?
:01:53
MYRON: Did you call me buddy?
HOWARD: Yeah.
:01:55
MYRON: I'm not your buddy!
:01:57
I wanted to be your friend!
:01:59
But no! You had other plans
for Myron Larabee!
:02:02
I had no plans.
:02:03
You were no different
than those civilians,
:02:05
those letter writers who laugh
at my knee socks and safari hat.
:02:09
]Whimpering]
:02:11
Are you laughing at me?
:02:13
Oh, no! Lord, no!
Not at all!
:02:15
MYRON: Mr. Ponytail Man,
I know your kind!
:02:18
You put the trash can
in front of the mailbox...
:02:21
so I have to get out of my jeep!
:02:23
- No, not true! I recycle!
- Shut up!
:02:26
MYRON: The window's there
so I can just put the mail in.
:02:30
But you act like
everything's OK!
:02:32
'Hey, Mr. Mailman! ' Like I have
no feelings of my own!
:02:36
- Hit the deck!
- Aah!
:02:41
]Music box plays
'Jingle Bells']
:02:47
Ooh! Ooh!
:02:53
]Sighs]
:02:55
MYRON: Look, I'm sorry.
:02:57
It's the pressure
of Zip-Plus-Four.
:02:59
Don't hit me! I got sickle cell!