:05:02
I mean between the two of us,
you got the heart.
:05:05
Together we make a person.
:05:23
What is this, Craddock, a joke?
:05:25
-Who was in charge here?
-Me.
:05:28
-I was.
-Right. This was Quinlan's baby.
:05:31
Quinlan....
:05:32
Let me ask you a question.
:05:34
You was a big-shot investigative
reporter for the Chicago Tribune.
:05:39
Won some prizes.
:05:43
Give him a biscuit.
:05:44
What do these look like to you?
:05:48
They're Indians dressed up as Eskimos.
:05:50
Indians, Eskimos,
what's the difference?
:05:53
-That's what we thought.
-Shut up.
:05:54
That's cool.
:05:56
Do you know the only prize I ever got?
:05:58
It's there, on the walls.
:06:00
I got four and a half
million people who buy...
:06:04
...the National Mirror every week.
:06:06
Do you know how many...
:06:08
...of those 4.5 million readers...
:06:10
...are Indians or Eskimos
or Eskimo-Indians?
:06:12
-I told him. American children.
-Americans...
:06:15
...want to see pictures of Americans.
:06:17
-They are Americans.
-Americans.
:06:20
-Is that too much to ask for Christmas?
-No, sir...
:06:23
...and I'll get someone right on it.
:06:27
My little poochie, look at you.
:06:32
If you don't teach that dog...
:06:34
...some manners soon,
somebody else will have to.
:06:38
How long were you
Elizabeth Taylor's pool man?
:06:41
Reincarnation, Miss Hucklow speaking.
:06:43
Were you on the bed when it levitated?
:06:47
He lives in your refrigerator?
:06:52
Can I put you on hold for a second?
I'll go to my desk and take this call.
:06:56
No, don't let him out. Okay, hold on.