:07:02
We were going on our honeymoon today.
:07:05
But the nanny's gotta go watch her mother
have a benign tumor removed in Ohio.
:07:09
Greg's parents are too old. Mine are too
crazy. Yours are dead. So that leaves you.
:07:15
- Please, Jack, do this. Please!
- I would love to but I'm working on a story.
:07:19
- You're always working on a story.
- Yeah. It's what I do.
:07:22
The same old one about a good-time father
to whom responsibility is a dirty word.
:07:27
Here's a hint. For an attempted manipulation,
like the one in progress, I'd have tried flattery.
:07:33
Why am I always the grown-up?
:07:36
Because at the start of the relationship, when
we chose sides, you chose grown-up first.
:07:40
- This is how you want it.
- No. What I want...
:07:42
...is just once for you to make a sacrifice
in your career for your daughter.
:07:47
Come here, my little noodle.
My little creature.
:07:58
Go pee. And wash your hands and face
and brush your teeth.
:08:04
We're in a hurry cos we have to
take your friend Maggie to school.
:08:08
- We can't be late because of your field trip.
- I hate Maggie. She thinks she's so funny.
:08:15
- Maggie?
- Here's Maggie's doctor's number...
:08:17
...and the number of a baby-sitter
who can help tomorrow.
:08:20
She's got a walk-on part today.
One last thing. This is really important.
:08:24
My neighbor was supposed to take Maggie
to school for me this morning.
:08:28
She lives in my building... Jack. Jack?
:08:32
- Apartment 501. This is her number.
- OK.
:08:34
- Her name is Melanie Parker.
- Melanie Parker.
:08:36
If you want her to take Maggie
to school for you...
:08:39
If you want her to take Maggie to school,
bring Maggie to her house before eight.
:08:43
If not, call Mel and let her know that
you don't need her to take Maggie. Jack? OK?
:08:48
I'm gonna miss my plane.
:08:50
- Maybe I should cancel my honeymoon.
- Don't cancel it.
:08:53
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Don't worry. Say hi to Greg.
:08:57
- Bye, baby!
- Bye!