:11:00
Oh, there you go. "Don't forget to call
Melanie Parker. " Underlined three times.
:11:04
We're not quite together yet. Sorry. What do
you mean, I must be Kristen's ex-husband?
:11:09
That's her daughter, and this is
a totally ex-husband thing to do.
:11:12
You'd know because that's
a totally ex-wife remark.
:11:15
You know, I have a day. Taxi!
:11:19
Taxi!
:11:22
Get those fish. Let's go. Come on.
:11:25
Wait, wait, wait! You forgot your fish!
:11:30
Pier 56, please, as fast as you can.
:11:32
- I don't wanna sit next to him, Daddy.
- I don't wanna sit next to her, Mommy.
:11:36
Come on. Over the top.
:11:37
Would you please just
take those? Thank you.
:11:41
I don't know why you have an attitude. It's
your fault they'll probably miss the field trip.
:11:47
- Not Central Park West. Broadway's faster.
- My attitude is derived from your attitude.
:11:52
- Derived? You must be a writer.
- Let me guess. Your ex-husband is a writer.
:11:56
No. My ex-husband is a musician.
:12:04
I don't need to see that.
I already have an opinion of you.
:12:07
And I of you.
:12:09
Liza! Liza, thank God you're home.
:12:11
- I need a huge favor.
- Melanie? Is that you? You sound awful.
:12:15
Where are you? Don't answer. I can't talk.
I'm on the other line organizing a fun run.
:12:19
No, wait. Don't hang up. I really need you to...
:12:24
Uh... Bye, honey.
:12:27
- Hello? Hello!
- Yeah, I'm here.
:12:30
- What's the matter?
- There's this guy...
:12:32
...who obviously thinks a minor amount of
charm replaces integrity and commitment...
:12:37
...has not only ruined my day but Sammy's
as well. He's completely missed his field trip.
:12:42
- My mom hates your dad.
- So? My dad hates your mom.
:12:45
- So?
- So?
:12:46
Hey, it's me. I just wanna know
if you're wearin' panties.
:12:52
- What color are they?
- Huh?
:12:54
Lew, I need this photo approved now.
:12:56
If I ever act interested in another man again,
would you please shoot me?