:24:03
Healthy children can give you
strep throat from other kids...
:24:06
...without your even going near them.
:24:09
My sister sets up a kids' table
in the next room, and I still get strep throat.
:24:14
We're going to go find his mother, sir.
:24:16
She must work in the law offices
across the hall.
:24:19
I'm sure she does.
:24:21
Excuse me.
:24:24
- Hello?
- You asshole!
:24:26
- What?
- Get over here.
:24:28
The mayor's called
a press conference at five o'clock.
:24:30
While you were talkin' about pink panties,
your story was turning to shit!
:24:36
You know, Miss Parker...
:24:38
...I don't need to remind you what the Yates
account would be worth to this firm.
:24:43
- And, by extension, to you.
- No, sir.
:24:46
Do you know what I think of
when I look at him?
:24:49
- No.
- A carrier monkey.
:24:53
He's not a carrier monkey, sir.
He looks like a healthy little...
:24:58
I'll go find his mother.
:25:08
Oh my God. What am I gonna do?
:25:10
I'm really sorry, Mommy.
:25:12
It's OK, sweetie. It's really not your fault.
:25:16
It's Maggie's daddy's fault.
:25:21
Slow down. Ow, ow, ow.
:25:22
- This isn't a very good breakfast, Daddy.
- That's an advantage of being an adult.
:25:27
You get to act like a kid
any time you feel like it.
:25:30
Mommy wouldn't let me eat this breakfast.
:25:33
You see what I mean?
:25:35
- Hello.
- Who's that?
:25:36
- Who's this?
- Who's this?
:25:37
- Who's this?
- Who's this?
:25:39
What are you doing
with my daughter's phone?
:25:43
Damn. We must've switched. I'm Jack Taylor.
Our kids are in school together.
:25:47
- "You Don't Know Jack" Taylor?
- That's me.
:25:49
Oh my God! You're so adorable.
:25:52
- I love your column.
- Oh, thanks.
:25:54
- Are you married?
- I'm divorced, um... What's your name?
:25:57
- Rita.
- Rita.
:25:58
Listen, Jack. I've got to go get exfoliated.