:02:22
A Mercury is a real good car.
:02:26
That was the car
I was driving that day.
:02:32
I owned a lot of cars.
:02:35
Yeah, different kinds.
:02:39
A lot of different kinds of cars.
:02:42
She was standing, this girl...
:02:46
on the side of the street
by this chicken stand.
:02:48
Not the Colonel's,
a different chicken stand.
:02:51
I pulled the Mercury up alongside...
:02:54
and rolled down the window
by electric power.
:02:57
And she had this leather skirt on...
:03:01
and she had a lot of hair
on her arms.
:03:04
I like that. It means a big bush,
which I like.
:03:11
She says, "Are you dating?"
You know?
:03:16
I said, "Sure."
So she gets in...
:03:18
and we pull off into...
:03:22
this remote location
comfortable for both of us.
:03:25
She says, "How much
do you want to spend?"
:03:29
I said, "Enough to see
your bush. I know it's big."
:03:32
She says, "$25."
:03:37
That's not chicken feed
to a working man.
:03:42
I produce the $25,
she sticks it in her shoe...
:03:45
pulls up her skirt...
:03:47
and there is thin, crooked,
uncircumcised penis.
:03:58
You can imagine I wanted my $25 back.