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1:11:19
- Oh, Miss Cheevus.
- Dick, I'm sorry.

1:11:23
- One minute and 22 seconds.
One minute and 21 seconds.

1:11:27
- One minute and 20 seconds.
1:11:28
- You were under the
influence of an evil man.

1:11:29
- One minute and 19 seconds.
- It was still a lousy thing to do.

1:11:31
One minute and 18 seconds.
One minute and 17 seconds.

1:11:35
- One minute and 16 seconds.
- Oh-oh. General, it's broken.

1:11:39
Well, you'll like space.
Lots of elbow room and-

1:11:43
- One minute and 12 seconds.
- Oh, whoops. Sorry.

1:11:45
- One minute and 11 seconds.
One minute and ten seconds.

1:11:49
Y eah, you lose, Steele!
That countdown is irreversible!

1:11:54
- Really?
1:11:57
- One minute and five seconds.
- Well...

1:11:58
- let's just see how...
- We need to go!

1:12:00
- One minute and three seconds.
- irreversible that really is.

1:12:03
It's irreversible,
1:12:05
and there's nothing you
patriotic pansies can do about it!

1:12:08
- 59 seconds, 58 seconds. Let me tell you
what being patriotic really is,

1:12:11
you scumbag poop.
1:12:13
This is a great country where a man can
sue anyone he wants anytime he wants.

1:12:17
It's a great country because
thousands of people die every year...

1:12:21
from handguns, and,
yet, at this very moment,

1:12:23
you can still walk into a convenience
store anywhere and buy one of those guns.

1:12:28
- That's democracy.
- It's finally time somebody does...

1:12:30
what that fool Steele
should have done.

1:12:32
- This is a great country...
- And it's gonna be me!

1:12:34
- because anyone who's male has the right...
- Let's go!

1:12:39
- to run for the office of the President.
- Let's go! Move it!

1:12:43
- This is a great country
because any moron can

1:12:45
- All right, everyone, drop your guns!
1:12:48
I'm, uh, taking over!
1:12:52
Steele... get down from there.
1:12:55
- Dick, come on. We have to go.
1:12:58
- Now!
- Oh!


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