:03:02
Got no sleigh with reindeer
:03:04
No sack on my back
:03:06
You're gonna see me coming
:03:08
In a big, black Cadillac
:03:10
Oh, it's Christmastime,
pretty baby
:03:14
And the snow
is falling on the ground
:03:17
Mrs Claus is hot!
:03:20
Well, you've been
a real good lover...
:03:22
My name is Samantha Caine.
:03:24
At least, I think it is.
:03:26
You might not believe it
to look at me,
:03:28
but I was born only 8 years ago
:03:29
on a beach in New Jersey.
:03:31
I entered the world fully grown,
:03:33
wearing clothes
I don't remember buying.
:03:36
In the back pocket a single
key, filed blank and faceless.
:03:40
A fitting metaphor,
but no help whatsoever. None.
:03:43
Sometimes I stand naked
in the mirror,
:03:45
try to guess my age.
:03:47
35, maybe?
I have lots of scars.
:03:51
They call my condition
focal retrograde amnesia.
:03:54
It's no picnic, but I've
learned to live with it.
:03:57
I've got a job I love,
been seeing someone
:04:02
nice guy,
good sense of humour.
:04:05
Oh, mad dogs. Mad dogs.
:04:07
Hal, I got to tell you.
:04:10
Of all the Christmas pageants
I've ever seen,
:04:12
this was by far the most recent.
:04:15
For God's sakes, Sam,
I've got teenage girls
:04:17
playing the Three Wise Men.
:04:19
What did you expect?
:04:20
Teenage boys?
:04:21
I thought they did fine.
:04:23
It was the first nativity
where Joseph stares
:04:26
at the wise men's tits
all night.
:04:30
Her name is Caitlin,
:04:31
and when I woke up
on that long-ago day,
:04:33
I was 2 months pregnant
with her.
:04:35
I don't know who her father is.
I may never.
:04:37
I just know she's mine.
:04:39
His name is Mr Perkins.
:04:41
My mom named him for me.
:04:43
Caitlin!
Come help in the kitchen!
:04:45
That's her.
:04:46
That's who?
:04:48
Her mom. She's got amnesia.
:04:50
Swear?
:04:51
Swear.
:04:52
Too weird.
:04:55
Hello, girls.
:04:57
Caitlin, come help me
in the kitchen.
:04:59
Hurry up, because
I forget where it is.