:15:02
But I'm getting good vibes
about this interview.
:15:05
Seems to me it's going
pretty well, eh?
:15:09
Thank you, Mr Murphy.
:15:11
We'll let you know.
:15:13
The pleasure was mine.
:15:15
Spud had done well.
:15:17
He made me proud.
Fucked up good and proper.
:15:23
Picture the scene.
:15:24
The other fucking week there,
:15:26
down the Volley
with Tommy playing pool.
:15:29
I'm playing like Paul Newman,
:15:31
giving the boy a tanning.
:15:33
It comes to the last shot,
:15:36
the deciding ball
of the tournament.
:15:38
I'm on the black,
he looks biscuit-arsed.
:15:41
When this hard cunt comes in.
:15:44
Obviously fucking
fancied himself, like.
:15:46
Starts staring at me.
:15:47
Looking right fucking at me
:15:49
as if to say, "Come ahead."
:15:52
You ken me.
:15:53
I'm not the type
that goes looking for bother
:15:57
but I had a pool cue
and he'd get it in his puss!
:16:02
So I squares up, casual like.
:16:04
What does the hard cunt do?
The so-called hard cunt?
:16:09
Shites it!
:16:10
Puts down his drink and gets
the fuck out of there.
:16:15
And after that...
well, the game was mine.
:16:21
And that was it.
:16:23
That was Begbie's story.
:16:25
Or Begbie's version
of the story.
:16:28
Later, I got the truth
from Tommy.
:16:31
You always got the truth
from Tommy.
:16:34
He never lied,
never took drugs,
:16:37
never cheated on anyone.
:16:38
It was Wednesday morning.
:16:40
We were in the Volley,
playing pool. That's true.
:16:44
But Begbie is playing
absolutely fucking gash.
:16:47
His hangover's so bad,
:16:48
he can hardly hold
the fucking cue!
:16:52
I'm doing my best to lose,
trying to humour him.
:16:56
But every time I touch a ball,
I pot something.