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I've been talking to that
woman in California...
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on the phone a lot lately.
:15:06
You know, the one
I told you about?
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Yeah. So?
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We, uh,
talk on the phone...
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for long... long...
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long... long...
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periods of time.
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- Oh, God. Ohh.
- And...
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Don't tell me this.
She talks and you jerk off.
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And the other way around.
You should hear the noise she makes.
:15:31
- I don't wanna hear this.
- [Phone Ringing]
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Classifieds. I don't know.
Could you hold, please?
:15:39
- We never did that.
- We didn't have to.
:15:41
- We lived in the same city.
- I thought you said you weren't
gonna get involved with anyone.
:15:45
I'm not involved.
We talk on the phone. That's it.
:15:48
I live in New York.
She lives in California.
:15:50
- What's her name?
- Virginia.
:15:53
I'm probably never gonna
call her again anyway.
:15:55
- So it's sort of a moot point.
- Oh, that's nice.
:15:57
You've had phone sex
with this girl, and you're
never gonna call her again.
:15:59
You're an asshole.
:16:02
Don't call me
an asshole.
:16:04
- Well, does she know
how you feel?
- What?
:16:07
That that's it.
:16:10
Oh. I don't know.
:16:15
I've been thinking
about my son a lot lately.
:16:18
- I didn't know you had a son.
- Yes, you did.
:16:21
Remember you suggested
I send him a card
a couple of months ago?
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- Oh. Right. God.
- Well, so...
:16:26
I called him,
and I headed out there.
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But as soon as I sat down
on the bus, I knew it
would be a mistake.
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You know how I knew?
Because right there, on that
shiny pole that you hang onto,
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was a little red devil,
smiling right at me
and laughin' at me.
:16:42
The devil. And... And
that would be the same
devil you mentioned before?
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Then I looked out,
and he was on the tip of my shoe.
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She was coming on to me
so strong.
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And I didn't really
feel anything.
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But then she...
She started to touch me.