1:08:01
Which isn't really the truth,
but she bought it.
1:08:05
[Chuckles]
God, she must have been pissed.
1:08:08
As she was leaving,
I said, "I'll call you. "
1:08:12
Oh, my God.
1:08:15
I am such an asshole.
1:08:18
I'm gonna write her a letter.
I feel really bad.
1:08:28
Hey... Mmm.
1:08:39
- Andrew.
- Hmm?
1:08:45
I still have
the black pants.
1:08:49
What black pants?
1:08:53
The black pants.
1:08:55
The black pants I bought you
that made you panic
and break up with me.
1:08:59
God.
1:09:02
What are you
talking about?
1:09:04
- [Laughing]
- I asked for these? They don't fit!
1:09:10
I'm getting fat.
1:09:12
When did you buy these?
If they fit back then,
they should fit now.
1:09:16
[Spanish Accent]
You like? Very, very macho, no?
1:09:20
- [Laughing]
- I think so.
1:09:23
[Grunting]
1:09:28
[Knock At Door]
1:09:32
- Who is it?
- [Laura] Help.
1:09:37
Oh, my God.
What happened?
1:09:40
She just kept spraying
and curling, spraying, curling,
1:09:44
spraying, curling,
spraying...
1:09:46
And your makeup.
1:09:48
I know. I look
like a drag queen.
1:09:52
Did you really
pay for this thing?
1:09:55
No, you only pay if they do it
at your wedding. Ow!
1:09:58
God, what did you tell them
you wanted to look like?