:02:07
Chill, you vagrant. I'm coming!
:02:09
Ben, Nan, later.
:02:16
We can't let her go out
in public like that, Ben. Alex!
:02:20
Stop!
:02:24
Whoa!
:02:43
What's wrong with you,
besides the obvious?
:02:45
- We're gonna be late again.
- Oh, pop a Midol.
:02:49
Who said anything about being late?
:02:53
I've had it.
:02:54
I am going to clean out her closet.
:02:55
And from now on, it's cardigan sweaters
and monogrammed blouses.
:02:59
And I don't think that it's healthy
that she call me Nan.
:03:02
It shows a total disregard
for our family hierarchy.
:03:05
Nan, listen.
:03:07
Have you noticed that when you insist
that Alex calls you Mom...
:03:10
the greater pleasure she gets
from calling you Nan?
:03:12
And when we object
to her provocative clothing...
:03:15
she just finds something
more provocative to wear the next day.
:03:18
And when we encourage the girls
to get along...
:03:20
the more out of hand
their sibling rivalry gets.
:03:23
What have our patients
been telling us all these years?
:03:29
That their parents
have ruined their lives.
:03:32
Exactly. Now...
:03:34
I think the only way
these girls are gonna get along...
:03:37
show us some respect
and bring harmony to this household...
:03:41
is for you and I
to stop interfering.
:03:45
There'll be no reason for them to rebel
against our rules and demands...
:03:48
because...
:03:50
there won't be any.