1:28:00
All right, I'll take it,
but we have to do this seriously.
1:28:04
I will not have my courtroom
turned into some kind of a circus.
1:28:12
Who the hell are you ?
1:28:15
Mr. Norman F. Snively,
Your Honor.
1:28:19
I'm the plaintiff.
1:28:24
- You look like an idiot.
- Why, thank you, sir.
1:28:27
See, I'm a clown by profession.
Happy Slappy's the name.
Clown and the Hound.
1:28:31
Begging your humblest pardon, I thought
it might be helpful to Your Honor...
1:28:34
if I appeared here today
in the guise most pertinent...
1:28:36
to the cogent and unequivocal
stating of my case.
1:28:39
Whatever, whatever.
Y-Y-You go first, clown.
1:28:42
Well, the fact is, Your Honor,
that dog's my property,
and I have papers to prove it.
1:28:46
Well, would you show them
to me, please ?
1:28:49
Well, actually, Your Honor,
l-l had papers to prove it.
1:28:53
But that boy--
that young hooligan--
1:28:55
because of his irresponsible
and criminal activity,
is responsible for what you see.
1:28:58
- Order !
- [ Barking ]
1:29:00
You see, sir, when I lost
my dog for the first time,
1:29:04
it broke me up real bad.
1:29:06
When I lost him the second time,
it darn near killed me.
1:29:08
Hell's bells, Your Honor,
all I wanna do is get Old Blue back.
1:29:11
So it can be him and me together
just like it always was.
1:29:15
Why ? So you can
abuse him some more ?
1:29:17
- That will be enough, young man.
- [ Barking ]
1:29:20
I raised that dog from a puppy.
I wouldn't harm a hair on his head !
1:29:25
- Bailiff, what is that ?
- The dog, Your Honor.
1:29:31
- Order !
- [ Barking ]
1:29:33
- Quiet !
- [ Barking ]
1:29:35
- It's the gavel, sir.
- What ? Speak up !
- [ Barking ]
1:29:38
- Bailiff !
- [ Barking ]
- You said "speak."
1:29:41
- Speak !
- [ Barking ]
1:29:42
Will somebody please
suppress that dog ?
1:29:44
- Shh !
- [ Observers Laughing ]
1:29:46
Oh, what a day.
What a day.
1:29:50
- [ Glass Thuds ]
- Now then--
1:29:52
Young man,
have you any evidence...
1:29:56
that this man
abused your dog ?