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Hey, man.
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Do you know what I do every day?
:26:05
-No. What?
-I'm running.
:26:07
I'm aIways running.
My neighbourhood's bad.
:26:10
I run to get cigarettes,
to take out the trash.
:26:13
You know why?
Whenever I Ieave my house...
:26:16
...somebody's waiting
to kick my ass.
:26:18
Show me a IittIe of what you know.
A kick or a jab. Something.
:26:23
If I do, give me
your soIemn promise...
:26:26
...not to question my authority.
:26:28
No probIem, man.
I went to CathoIic schooI.
:26:32
AII right then, Joey.
I'II do what I can.
:26:38
Lesson number one:
AIways be on your guard.
:26:41
AIways be on my guard. AII right.
You the ninja.
:26:44
On my guard.
:26:48
Lesson number two:
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Your foe's back can
quickIy become his front.
:26:53
Lesson 34: The technique
for ripping a man's head off...
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...is by using your bare hands.
:26:59
This requires discipIine.
Years or decades to achieve.
:27:03
I suggest that
you practise on chickens.
:27:06
Chickens?
:27:07
Ninja secret. Chickens.
:27:10
Here is what I was Iooking for, Joey.
:27:13
A BeverIy HiIIs disguise.
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Something simpIe and naturaI,
yet subtIe and cunning.
:27:21
You wait here.
:27:22
I got your back.
:27:33
-You Iook Iike a pimp.
-Thank you.
:27:36
As a pimp, I'II bIend into
the city Iike MSG into miso soup.
:27:40
-It's time for me to find my dove.
-How do we do that?
:27:43
She's rich, beautifuI and bIond.
:27:46
How many rich bIonds
couId there be?
:27:49
NaturaI bIondes?
I'm in. Let's do it.
:27:52
We are entering
a dangerous phase.
:27:55
A mistake couId
jeopardize SaIIy's Iife.
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So what are you saying?
I can't go?