:02:02
Yeah, I know. She's Maria.
:02:05
She sleeps with a flyswatter.
:02:07
Hell, if I looked like Maria,
I'd sleep with a bazooka.
:02:12
So you guys got some issues.
:02:14
It's called modern romance.
:02:31
If you need it, there's an ice chest
under your mother's seat.
:02:36
I'm okay. I feel better now.
:02:55
Careful of your dress, dear.
:02:59
She, uh... She cleans the house
twice a day on her day off.
:03:05
Yeah, well, at least she works.
:03:07
We get to go to all those
great magazine parties.
:03:09
Hey, remember Claudia from
the "Elle" party? Oh, man.
:03:13
She's always locking
the bathroom door.
:03:18
She gets suicidal
from time to time.
:03:21
All women get suicidal
from time to time.
:03:30
God, I love her.
:03:44
So how long have you
known all of this?
:03:48
They just sort of creep up
on you, you know? One by one.
:03:52
- And before you know it...
- I say, don't panic.
:03:56
It's probably just a phase.
:03:58
Yeah.