:53:04
	...until such time as the President...
:53:06
	...can decide the most suitable
course of action. Understood?
:53:10
	Yes.
:53:12
	This is CNN Breaking News.
:53:14
	The President
called the message from Vega...
:53:17
	..."a stunning insight
into our universe--"
:53:20
	Attendance at religious services
has risen a dramatic 39% in recent days.
:53:24
	...as police clashed
with neo-Nazi protesters.
:53:28
	So, there's life on other planets.
:53:31
	Boy, this will really change
the Miss Universe contest.
:53:35
	Health officials worldwide are concerned
that the message from Vega...
:53:39
	...might trigger
a rash of mass suicides...
:53:42
	...not unlike recent cult deaths
near San Diego--
:53:44
	Even a scientist must admit...
:53:46
	...there are some pretty serious
religious overtones to all this.
:53:51
	Here's someone whose organization...
:53:53
	...is accused of conducting
its own inquisition:
:53:56
	Richard Rank,
head of the Conservative Coalition.
:53:59
	Thank you.
:54:00
	This is yet another example of science
intruding into matters of faith.
:54:05
	This means they
have been reacting to TV signals...
:54:08
	...from the 1930's.
They're just getting them.
:54:11
	Imagine how disappointed
they'll be if they're Cubs fans.
:54:15
	We now go to Jeremy Roth,
who is reporting...
:54:18
	...from the Very Large Array
near Socorro, New Mexico.
:54:22
	Like a bolt from the blue it came.
:54:23
	"The Message from Vega" has caused...
:54:26
	...thousands of believers
and non-believers...
:54:28
	...to descend upon the VLA facility
here in the desert of New Mexico.
:54:32
	Many have come to protest,
many to pray...
:54:34
	...but most have come to participate
in what's become the best show in town.
:54:44
	Well, I saw the thing
coming out of the sky
:54:47
	It had one long horn and one big eye
:54:50
	I commenced to shaking
and said Oo-ee
:54:53
	Looks like a Purple People Eater to me