:12:01
The truth is,
I never see a woman..
:12:04
that I don't wonder
what she's like in bed.
:12:11
I met a great hooker!
:12:13
A hooker?
:12:14
Beautiful. From China.
:12:17
Unbelievable body.
:12:19
Schooled by tradition
in the art of pleasing men.
:12:23
Fifty clams.
:12:26
Isn't that cheating on your wife?
:12:28
No. It's not cheating.
She's a hooker.
:12:30
It's not like a love affair.
:12:34
You don't feel for a professional
like you do for your wife.
:12:37
She comes over,
rubs on her oils...
:12:39
Oils?
:12:41
Into the sack.
She takes you to the moon.
:12:44
Lay half a C-note on her
she's history.
:12:47
Where would you do it?
:12:49
I couldn't have her
at my apartment.
:12:52
You get a hotel room. It's what
I do when the wife's home.
:12:57
I don't have the dough.
Fifty's a lot in itself.
:13:00
Maybe a friend'll let you use
his place.
:13:03
You're always bitching about
your sex life.
:13:06
I'm trying to help.
:13:09
I tell her you
gave me the number?
:13:11
Not my name!
Don't use your real name.
:13:14
Of course. Not the real name.
:13:16
You borrow a friend's apartment,
you use his name.
:13:20
That way it'll be on the bell.
:13:23
Good fortune smiled on Harvey.
:13:26
One of his best friends,
Mendel Birnbaum, was hit by a car,
:13:29
and hovered between life and death
at New York Hospital...
:13:33
freeing up a great bachelor
apartment...
:13:35
for Harvey's tryst.
:13:37
Donning the other man's robe...
:13:39
Harvey became
the swinger Mendel Birnbaum...
:13:42
and waited...
:13:44
his Oriental passport to paradise.
:13:47
You must be Mendel Birnbaum.