:31:02
I don't want you
to get married.
:31:04
I don't want you to.
:31:06
I should go.
:31:07
I was your pupil.
:31:08
It was Henry Higgins
and Eliza Doolittle.
:31:11
That's what it was,
and that's what you loved.
:31:13
But it didn't work that way.
What can I say?
:31:16
Why did you
fall in love with me?
:31:18
You gave me endless lectures
on love in the Western world.
:31:22
I didn't think I could.
I thought I was too damaged.
:31:28
I woke up one morning, and
I looked at you over breakfast...
:31:32
and I thought to myself...
:31:34
God, this is what they mean.
:31:36
This is what they were
talking about.
:31:38
All those warnings not to
fall in love with you!
:31:41
But then I fell in love with you.
:31:44
Thought you were
another jerk fan...
:31:46
I'd fuck you...
:31:47
and move on to the next fan.
But that didn't happen.
:31:51
You were a fan...
:31:54
and a follower...
:31:55
and then a pupil...
:31:57
and then you were a roommate.
:31:59
And before I knew it...
:32:01
you had control
of the channel changer.
:32:10
I loved you.
:32:11
I was in awe of you.
:32:13
But it wasn't in love with you.
:32:17
My old university is honoring me,
if you can believe that.
:32:21
Come with me, let me try
to talk you out of it...
:32:24
Just one day.
:32:25
I'm getting married tomorrow.
:32:27
-Tomorrow? The day I'm honored?
-Yes! Tomorrow!
:32:31
I can't fucking believe this.
:32:33
You're getting married tomorrow?
:32:35
Yes. It's been planned for months!
:32:37
Don't do it!
:32:45
"While Goldberg was asleep
one night...
:32:47
the devil entered his apartment...
:32:49
abducted his beautiful
blonde love...
:32:51
and took her to hell.
:32:53
The next morning...
:32:55
Goldberg noticed the odd smell of
burning sulfur".