:51:02
I'm your Aunt Doris.
You won't remember me.
:51:04
Remember Uncle Burt?
:51:06
You haven't seen him
in awhile.
:51:07
It's been a long while.
:51:09
Something to eat?
A cookie or something?
:51:12
Come in the kitchen.
:51:14
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Where's the john?
:51:17
The bathroom! You just go right
through there.
:51:20
So, I thought we'd drop in.
:51:25
You're the last person
I ever expected to see.
:51:28
Don't say that, Doris.
:51:30
-And what's with Cookie?
-Cookie's the nanny.
:51:33
You get her from an agency
or massage parlor?
:51:35
What are you picking on...
:51:38
Still with the sex pots,
the tramps, the vilda chayes.
:51:41
She's got a Ph.D.
:51:43
I bet she got an "A" on her
oral exam.
:51:47
Give me a break!
I drive upstate...
:51:49
and take the time to drop in
to say hello.
:51:52
Can you believe they're
honoring me at Adair? I can't.
:51:55
Not that I care, but it's great
for Hilly to see me.
:51:59
The last time I saw him
he was six years old.
:52:02
You don't exactly contact me either.
:52:04
I know what you think of me.
:52:06
Please Doris, don't start in.
:52:08
Am I wrong?
It's all in your book.
:52:10
"Too Jewish",
"professional Jewish".
:52:13
You attributed it to your ex-wife,
but used the details of my life...
:52:17
to depict her with contempt.
:52:19
-What are you talking about?
-What am I talking about?
:52:23
You portrayed your 'ex'
as a horror.
:52:25
And to make her unsympathetic,
you used some of her,...
:52:29
but mostly you caricatured
my religious dedication.
:52:32
Because it always enraged you that
I returned to my roots.
:52:36
What roots? You were awonderful,
sweet kid.
:52:40
You got me through my childhood.
:52:43
Then you go to Fort Lauderdale...
:52:45
and you meet this fanatic,
this zealot.
:52:48
He fills you full of superstition.
:52:51
It's tradition.
:52:53
Tradition is the illusion
of permanence.
:52:55
You have no values.
Your life...
:52:57
it's nihilism, cynicism,
sarcasm and orgasm.