1:18:01
you can abduct her
and get away with it?
1:18:03
I'm going to kidnap her back.
1:18:05
-What are you laughing at?
-You match your powers against mine?
1:18:08
-You want to know why?
-Yeah, I do.
1:18:11
I'm sorry. Forgive me
for laughing.
1:18:13
Why?
1:18:16
I'm more powerful because
I'm a bigger sinner.
1:18:19
Because you're a fallen angel...
1:18:22
and I never believed in
God or Heaven of any of it.
1:18:25
I'm strictly quarks
and particles and black holes.
1:18:29
All the other stuff
is junk to me.
1:18:32
And also I do terrible things.
1:18:34
I've cheated on all my wives
and none of them deserved it.
1:18:37
I sleep with whores.
1:18:39
I drink too much and
I take pills...
1:18:42
and I lie and I'm
vain and cowardly...
1:18:45
and I'm prone to violence.
1:18:48
I once almost ran over
a book critic.
1:18:51
But I swerved at the last second.
1:18:53
You ever had two women at once?
1:18:55
Yes, I did. And I'll tell you
something else.
1:18:58
I didn't care it was exploitive.
And something else...
1:19:01
-They were sisters.
-Really?
1:19:03
Yes! They were two
blond WASP sisters.
1:19:05
-Not the Sherman twins?
-Yes, the Sherman twins!
1:19:09
They're here.
1:19:11
The Sherman twins are here?
1:19:12
Unbelievable!
Do you know Sandra Pepkin?
1:19:15
Do I know Sandra Pepkin? Only the
best blowjob in the Hadassah.
1:19:18
So, if you know
Sandra Pepkin...
1:19:20
I fucked her best friend,
the cripple. Pearl.
1:19:23
-Pearl in the wheelchair?
-Exactly.
1:19:26
Speaking of handicaps,
do you know Marie Taylor?
1:19:28
Yes, but her I don't count.
Marie Taylor is dyslexic.
1:19:32
She put her Tampax
in her nose.
1:19:34
-Ever fuck a blind girl?
-No, that I never did.
1:19:37
Oh, they're so grateful.
1:19:39
-Would you like a drink?
-You're terrible.
1:19:42
Could I get some tequila?
1:19:44
I've got great tequila.
Make yourself at home.
1:19:47
Want the air conditioner on?
1:19:48
-You're air-conditioned here?
-Sure. Fucks up the ozone layer.
1:19:52
I could be very comfortable here.
1:19:54
I'll tell you something:
I love it here.
1:19:57
I wouldn't be any place else.
1:19:59
-There you go.
-Thank you.