Fierce Creatures
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:08:02
A giraffe can kick a man's head off,
butyou wouldn't call them ''fierce.''

:08:05
It's the same
with sea lions and penguins.

:08:07
I mean, people don't think ofthem
as violent, but they can be killers.

:08:17
Why haveyou all gone quiet?
:08:22
Areyou trying to tell me
that coati is fierce?

:08:24
Please! This is a wild animal.
It's not domesticated.

:08:28
You take a libertywith one ofthese
things, they giveyou a very nasty nip.

:08:30
A safety pin would give me a nasty nip.
:08:34
I'll tell you what's fierce.
Fierce is biting the whole hand off.

:08:38
- The whole hand?
- Thankyou.

:08:40
It is all right
ifit wrenches the hand off?

:08:42
Oh, yes, fine.
:08:45
Lotterby, could I have
a word with you, please?

:08:48
- These areyour meerkats, correct?
- Don't do that, please, sir.

:08:51
- They go straight for the throat.
- This new plaque ofyours...

:08:55
says that they're known as
''The Piranhas ofthe Desert.''

:08:57
Is that right?
:08:58
They can strip a human
carcass in three minutes.

:09:00
My encyclopedia says they're
easily tamed and often kept as pets.

:09:05
You've not been attacked
by one, sir.

:09:07
Nobody's been attacked
by one, Lotterby...

:09:09
or, rather, ifthey have,
they never noticed.

:09:13
Now, these Patagonian maras ofyours...
:09:16
devastate entire
Argentinian villages, do they?

:09:20
They completelywipe 'em out, sir.
Shocking to watch.

:09:22
It says here they eat grass.
:09:25
That's for hors d'oeuvres, sir.
When their blood's up--

:09:27
Lotterby, you are trying
to deceive me into thinking...

:09:29
- some ofyour animals are fierce...
- I'm talkin' about the rogue ones, sir.

:09:32
when they are, in fact, loveable, cuddly
and surplus to requirements.

:09:37
You want ever animal here a psycho?
:09:39
Exactly. I want
a lethal weapon in every cage.

:09:42
- So what do we do with all the others?
- Simple. Get rid of'em.

:09:57
- Willa, can I askyou a question?
- Sure.

:09:59
- Are those breasts real?
- Yes.


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