1:05:02
People come here to feel
their connection with nature.
1:05:05
You don't get that
with electric pandas.
1:05:07
We'rejust giving them
what theywant!
1:05:09
What about the quality
ofthe experience?
1:05:11
No, Rod says quality
has neverworked for him.
1:05:13
Right! Everything he touches
gets tackier.
1:05:15
- That's the price ofsuccess.
- Vince!
1:05:18
I had an extraordinary
experienceyesterday.
1:05:22
What sort ofexperience?
1:05:25
- With him.
- With him?
1:05:28
A sort ofcontact.
1:05:32
What?
1:05:35
- You couldn't understand, could you?
- Wait! Yes, yes, yes!
1:05:39
Yes, yes, yes!
I think I do!
1:05:42
I don't turn you on anymore because
you've got the hots for a gorilla!
1:05:46
It's not sexual.
1:05:48
He's clearly more attractive
than I am, isn't he? Yes!
1:05:51
But let me askyou something.
How much does he earn?
1:05:54
How much does Mr. Gorilla
take home at the end ofthe week?
1:05:58
Not a lot!
A couple ofbananas!
1:06:01
You know how much I'm worth?
Doyou have any idea how much money...
1:06:04
I have made since I've been
at this stinking zoo?
1:06:07
1 .2 million dollars!
1:06:12
- Yeah! Think about it!
- What areyou talking about?
1:06:16
I've made nearly 800,000
in sponsorship deals in cash...
1:06:20
plus consultancy fees,
plus commission on animal futures.
1:06:24
You've been stealing?
1:06:28
No matterwhat I do orwhat I wear,
I can never impress you.
1:06:32
- You'rejust like my father!
- This is going to close the zoo.
1:06:35
So what?
1:06:38
You and me, we walk away
with two million dollars.
1:06:40
The place closes. What a shame.
TheJaps buy it--
1:06:43
Fore! '' Hore'' in one!
1:06:46
You know whatyou are?
1:06:49
You're pronoid.
1:06:50
'' Pronoid?''
1:06:52
It means that contrary to all
the available evidence...
1:06:55
you actually think
that people likeyou.
1:06:57
Your perception oflife is that it's one
long benefit dinner in your honor...