:05:01
Culture?
You call this culture?
:05:04
Guacamole and a ghetto blaster
in the middle of a desert?
:05:07
You're offending Amalia's dip?
What's wrong with it?
:05:11
In case you didn't notice,
the white people are melting out here!
:05:41
It was 112 degrees.
I fried an egg on my head.
:05:44
And he didn't mean "white. "
:05:47
-He meant, not tan.
-Don't go there.
:05:51
Your father wasn't helpful
with that Catholic talk.
:05:55
Alex, the first time I realized
I was pregnant...
:05:58
...I got stopped at a stoplight
in front of Saint Viviana's.
:06:03
You know what it was?
It was a sign.
:06:06
-Of what?
-That the baby would be Catholic.
:06:09
-At least it wasn't before an IHOP!
-Think that's funny?
:06:14
Religion is the opiate
of the masses, okay?
:06:17
Country clubs
are filled with racists.
:06:20
Right, I agree. Do you think
a crucifix will protect you?
:06:24
Yes, I do. I believe
because I am a woman of faith.
:06:28
The faith I have
in that crucifix and in us...
:06:32
...comes from the same place
inside me!
:06:35
Now you, on the other hand...
:06:38
...you're not an active Presbyterian.
:06:42
So, why don't you want me to carry
my faith and belief to our child?
:06:47
-It's a good thing to do!
-It's not the only thing to do!
:06:54
Where're you going?
:06:55
-You aren't my favourite person now.
-Well, you either.
:06:59
Do you want my advice? Get out now.
I'll even file for you.