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-Do you love me?
-Yes.
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Do you think l'm attractive?
:36:21
No. You look fine
the way you are--skinny.
:36:24
When l sit down to eat,
l get sexy!
:36:27
When l go to bed, l get hungry!
:36:29
l saw a man lying in the street,
and l said, ''Can l help you?''
:36:32
He said, ''No.
l just found a parking space.
:36:35
''Now l sent my wife
to go buy a car!''
:36:37
lt's just murder what's going on
with people these days.
:36:41
Just the other day,
right here in Xenia, Ohio...
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a man walked up to me and said,
''l haven't eaten in 3 days.''
:36:46
l said, ''Force yourself!''
:36:48
Another man
walked up to me and said...
:36:51
''l haven't eaten in a week!''
:36:52
l said, ''Don't worry.
lt tastes the same!''
:36:56
All right! We're rolling!
l love this crowd!