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Our story actually begins...
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long before Hercules,
many eons ago
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Back when the world was new
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The planet Earth was
down on its luck
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And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
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It was a nasty place
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There was a mess
wherever you stepped
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Where chaos reigned
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and the earthquakes and
volcanos never slept
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Say it, girlfriend!
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And then along came Zeus
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- He hurled his thunderbolt
- He zapped
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Locked those suckers in a vault
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They're trapped
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And on his own,
stopped chaos in its tracks
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And that's the gospel truth
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The guy was too "Type A"
to just relax
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And that's
the world's first dish
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Yeah, baby.
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Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
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Though, honey,
it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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On Mount Olympus, life was neat
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And smooth as sweet vermouth
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Although, honey,
it may seem impossible
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That's the gospel truth
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Hercules!
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Behave yourself.