:25:07
Watch it! That was part
of the mast of the Argo.
:25:10
The Argo?
:25:12
Who do you think taught Jason
how to sail? Cleopatra?
:25:16
I trained all those
would-be heroes.
:25:18
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
:25:23
And every single one
of those bums let me down...
:25:25
flatter than a discus.
:25:27
None of 'em could
go the distance.
:25:29
And then there was Achilles.
:25:33
Now, there was a guy
who had it all...
:25:35
the build, the foot speed.
:25:37
He could jab, he could take
a hit, he could keep on comin'.
:25:41
But that furshlugginer heel
of his!
:25:44
He barely gets nicked there
once and... kaboom!
:25:47
He's history.
:25:51
Yeah, I had a dream once.
:25:52
I dreamed I was gonna train...
:25:54
the greatest hero
there ever was.
:25:56
So great, the gods would hang
a picture of him in the stars...
:26:00
all across the sky...
:26:01
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy."
:26:05
That's right.
:26:07
But dreams are for rookies.
:26:09
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
:26:11
But I'm different
than those other guys, Phil!
:26:13
I can go the distance.
:26:14
Come on. I'll show you.
:26:18
Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
:26:19
Watch this.
:26:25
Holy Hera.
:26:27
You know, maybe if l... No!
Snap out of it!
:26:30
I'm too old to get mixed up
in this stuff again.
:26:32
But if I don't become
a true hero...
:26:34
I'll never be able to rejoin
my father, Zeus.
:26:36
Hold it!
Zeus is your father, right?
:26:42
Zeus. The big guy.
He's your daddy.
:26:45
Mr Lightning Bolts! Read me
a book, would ya, Da-da?
:26:50
"Once upon a time"!
:26:52
It's the truth!
:26:53
Please!
:26:57
So you wanna be a hero, kid