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:38:00
He's not interested, all right?
Come on, kid.

:38:02
The end is coming!
Can't you feel it?

:38:05
Yes. Thank you for the info.
:38:08
We'll ponder that for awhile.
Just stare at the sidewalk.

:38:10
Come on. Don't make eye contact.
:38:12
People here are nuts.
:38:13
That's because they live
in a city of turmoil.

:38:15
Trust me, kid. You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.

:38:19
It was tragic! We lost
everything in the fire.

:38:24
Everything... except
old Snowball here.

:38:28
Now, were the fires before
or after the earthquake?

:38:31
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.

:38:33
But before the flood.
:38:34
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.

:38:38
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill

:38:40
- in a hurry.
- Tell me about it.

:38:43
It seems like every time
I turn around...

:38:45
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and l...

:38:47
All we need now is
a plague of locusts.

:38:52
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
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Excuse me.
:38:57
It...
:38:59
seems to me that what
you folks need is a hero.

:39:04
Yeah, and who are you?
:39:08
I'm Hercules, and...
:39:10
I happen to be a hero.
:39:13
Is that so?
:39:15
Some hero!
:39:16
Have you ever saved
a town before?

:39:18
No, not exactly, but l...
:39:20
Have you ever reversed
a natural disaster?

:39:23
Well, no.
:39:25
Listen to this. He's just
another chariot chaser.

:39:28
- This we need.
- That's a laugh.

:39:30
Don't you pea brains get it?
:39:33
This kid is the genuine article.
:39:35
Isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?

:39:39
Watch it, pal.
:39:42
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, nice job on those heels!

:39:45
Ya missed a spot!
:39:48
I got your heel right here!
:39:50
I'll wipe that stupid grin off
your face! You...

:39:52
Hey, Phil! Take it easy.
:39:55
What are you, crazy?
:39:58
Young man, we need
a professional hero...


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