:05:00
"In the spirit of Mother Teresa,
what will be your contribution -
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- to your community
and the world at large?"
:05:09
At summer's end, I plan to become
a serious actress in New York City.
:05:16
By entertaining the world through
art, I shall serve my country.
:05:26
Did you feed her this shit?
:05:30
Work it. Babe!
They're eating it up.
:05:40
And this year's Croaker Queen is:
Miss Helen Shivers.
:05:53
That's my girl!
:06:01
That's my girlfriend!
:06:38
- How's my hair?
- Hurricane-proof.
:06:41
It's all about hair. Don't forget it
when you become a big lawyer.
:06:46
Professional women think it's all
about brains, and ignore the "do".
:06:51
The "do" is vital. Got it.
:06:56
- Are you riding with me?
- No. Tell Mom I'll be home late.