:29:02
Why hold it in Queens?
:29:03
More nonhumans arrive every year
and live among us in secret.
:29:06
Not to change the subject, but when
was the last time you got a CAT scan?
:29:11
-Six months ago. lt's company policy.
-Make another appointment.
:29:15
Tell your boy Zed l had
an absolutely wonderf ul time...
:29:18
...and thank you for everything,
but show me the door.
:29:21
All right. l'm getting some coffee.
You want some?
:29:24
No, thank you, l'm fine.
:29:31
How you doing?
:29:32
Hi, Kay.
:29:35
-That's not decaf, is it?
-Viennese cinnamon.
:29:38
Don't tell me we only got powdered
stuff for cream. l hate it.
:29:43
Well, that's good. Good. Good.
:29:46
You guys getting along all right?
:29:49
Don't work too hard.
:29:54
Sure you don't want some coffee?
:30:03
Here's the deal.
:30:04
At any given time, there are
around 1500 aliens on the planet.
:30:08
Most of them here in Manhattan.
:30:10
Most of them are decent.
Just trying to make a living.
:30:13
-Cab drivers?
-Not as many as you'd think.
:30:16
Humans, for the most part,
don't have a clue. Don't want one.
:30:19
They're happy. They think
they have a good bead on things.
:30:24
People are smart.
They can handle it.
:30:27
A person is smart.
:30:28
People are dumb, panicky,
dangerous animals, and you know it.
:30:32
1500 years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was...
:30:35
...the centre of the universe.
:30:37
500 years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was flat.
:30:41
And 15 minutes ago, you knew that
people were alone on this planet.
:30:46
lmagine what you'll know...
:30:49
...tomorrow.
:30:52
-What's the catch?
-The catch?
:30:55
The catch is, you will sever
all human contact.
:30:57
Nobody will ever know
you exist anywhere...