:32:18
What's up, pops?
:32:30
l'm in...
:32:31
...because there's some
next-level shit going on here.
:32:34
Before y'all beam me up,
there's a few things to understand.
:32:38
First off, you chose me,
so you recognize the skills.
:32:41
l don't want nobody calling me
''son'' or '' kid'' or ''sport.'' Cool?
:32:45
Cool. Whatever, slick.
:32:47
But l need to tell you something
about all your skills.
:32:51
As of right now,
they mean precisely...
:32:52
As of right now,
they mean precisely...
:32:54
...dick.
:33:08
-Purpose of trip?
-Diplomatic mission.
:33:11
Duration of stay?
:33:12
Lunch.
:33:14
Any f ruits or vegetables?
:33:27
You wanna stay away f rom that guy.
:33:31
He's grouchy.
:33:33
Three hours in customs
after a 17-trillion-mile trip...
:33:36
...will make anyone cranky.
:33:37
What government branch
do we report to?
:33:39
-None. They ask too many questions.
-Who pays for this?
:33:42
We hold patents on a few gadgets we
confiscated f rom out-of-state visitors.
:33:47
Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction.
:33:49
This is a fascinating gadget.
:33:51
lt'll replace CDs soon. l'll have to
buy the White Album again.
:33:55
That's f un. A universal translator.
We're not even supposed to have it.
:33:59
Human thought is so primitive.
lt's looked upon...