:45:01
Sort of poking f un at me.
:45:03
He asked me, '' lf he was murdered...
:45:05
...how was he able to walk
back in the house?''
:45:08
l gotta admit to you that
that one got me stumped.
:45:11
l tell you, l know Edgar,
and that wasn't Edgar.
:45:15
lt was like something was
wearing Edgar.
:45:19
Like a suit...
:45:21
...an Edgar suit.
:45:30
Dude was that ugly
before he was an alien.
:45:35
l'm sorry.
:45:37
Go on.
:45:39
Anyway...
:45:41
...l come to and he's gone.
:45:44
He say anything?
:45:45
Yes. He asked me for some water.
:45:48
Some sugar water.
:45:50
Sugar water?
:45:52
l remember that right.
l thought that that was odd...
:45:55
...that he asked me for sugar water
and not lemonade or ice water...
:45:59
...or regular water...
:46:01
...tap water.
:46:03
All right, Beatrice.
There was no alien.
:46:06
The flash of light was not a U.F.O.
:46:08
Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket
and ref racted the light f rom Venus.
:46:12
Wait a minute.
:46:14
That thing erases her memory,
and you just make up a new one?
:46:17
A standard-issue neuralizer.
:46:19
That weak-ass story is
the best you came up with?
:46:22
All right. On a more personal note...
:46:25
...Edgar ran off with an old girlf riend.
You'll stay with your mama...
:46:29
...and decide you're better off.
:46:30
Yeah, because he never
appreciated you anyway.
:46:34
ln fact, you know what?
:46:37
You kicked him out.
And now that he's gone...
:46:39
...you'll go in town,
find yourself some nice dresses.
:46:43
Get yourself some shoes.
Find somewhere you could get a facial.
:46:48
And hire a decorator to come
in here quick because...damn!
:46:59
When do l get my own flashy...