Nil by Mouth
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:56:49
-Well?
-She ain't seen him.

:56:51
I don't know where he is.
:56:53
Told you it'd be
a poxy waste of time.

:56:55
Gave Sue a bell,
he ain't there neither.

:56:57
He's out on his toes.
He ain't gonna show here.

:57:00
He might not be bright,
but he ain't no mug.

:57:02
I can't believe no one's seen him.
:57:04
He ain't hard to spot.
He's got a nose like Coco the Clown.

:57:08
It ain't funny though, is it?
:57:10
It's a fluke I weren't in. I'm usually
getting her dinner at that time.

:57:13
I was around the launderette.
Machine's broken.

:57:16
-Where were you?
-He was playing snooker.

:57:19
You all right?
:57:22
You didn't call the Old Bill?
:57:24
What, with my form?
Don't be stupid.

:57:26
That's all I need,
the Old Bill snooping about...

:57:28
...making themselves busy.
It was Billy, Jan.

:57:31
Spare keys are gone. What am l
gonna say, they broke in with a key?

:57:35
I'd look a cunt, wouldn't l?
:57:36
-You ain't keeping him up there?
-No, why?

:57:39
Just wondering.
Because you know he's due a dig.

:57:41
He's a thieving slag, and when
I get hold of him, I'll kick his head in.

:57:45
-You had a beer?
-Have I had a beer?

:57:47
-You get lippy when you drink.
-You don't? You want a spank as well?

:57:51
Don't see why not. Knock her about
enough, might as well do a job lot.

:57:54
-Oh, don't start.
-Get me away from this cunt!

:57:57
-I'm not starting.
-Bollocks!

:57:59
He showed up at work, we had words
and that was it. Fucking hiding him.


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